Tuesday, February 27, 2007

Tequila Humor Poster


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Tuesday, February 6, 2007

Rasa Sperma


Suatu hari di Kampus, sedang ada pelajaran biologi...

Sang profesor sedang menjelaskan mengenai sperma dan alat-alat reproduksi..

Profersor: "Sperma itu mengandung banyak glukosa, zat-zat yg ada di gula..."
Lalu ada murid cantik dan bahenol bertanya...

Murid: "Tapi prof, kok rasanya tidak manis?"

Semua murid dikelas itu pun tertawa terbahak-bahak.

Lalu dengan santai profersor itu menjelaskan...

Profesor: "Jelas tidak terasa manis, sebab perasa manis dilidah berada didepan lidah... bukan dibelakang tenggorokan..."

Celana Dalam Siapa


Yanti baru saja pulang dari tugas luar kota. Sesampai di rumah, di dalam lemarinya, dia menemukan celana dalam perempuan yang bukan miliknya. Dengan berang dia bertanya kepada suaminya,
"Ini celana dalam siapa?"
"Mana aku tahu," jawab suaminya.
Tersinggung dengan jawaban suaminya, Yanti memanggil
Inem pembantunya untuk mencaritahu. "Nem, kamu pasti tahu ini celana siapa?" tanya Yanti.

"Nggak tahu Nyah. Saya nggak pernah pakai celana dalam, Tuan aja tahu."

Teka - Teki


1. Lobang apa yang paling kecil?

2. Apa kepanjangan dari apa Susu Tante?

3. Hayo tebak, buah apa yang adanya cuma digunung aja?

4. Berwarna hitam, mentuk (montok), terbelah tengahnya?

5. Telor, telor apa yang panjang?


6. Baju apa yang sering dikeroyokin, tapi gak tembus-tembus. Padahal lebih lemah daripada baju besi?


7. Kapan motto "maju terus, pantang mundur" menj
adi suatu kebodohan?

8. Apa perbedaannya mobil baru ama pengantin baru?

9. Gede, hitam, berbulu, rasanya manis?

10. Bagaimana cara Babi lewat di depan buaya yang banyak ? Sedangkan jalan itu adalah jalan satu - satunya?


11. Masuk lurus keluar bengkok apa hayo?

12. Masuk miring keluar miring apaan tuh?


13. Naikilah daku, peganglah kedua didadaku, dan kerjakan dibawah...?

14. Kulit ketemu kulit, bulu ketemu bulu semakin rapet semakin enak?


15. Kalo smua Polisi jadi pencuri, maka Pencuri Jadi apa...?

16. Menggonggong bukannya anjing, mengeong bukannya kucing, berkokok bukannya ayam, terbang bukannya burung, mengembik bukannya kambing.. Binatang apakah itu?

Temukan jawabannya disini

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